1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,240 The final guests are arriving for 2 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:17,449 what promises to be "The Wedding of the Year"... 3 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:19,782 The bride, Melanie Rocamora, 4 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:22,365 daughter and heiress to Roman Rocamora, 5 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,324 a virtual dynasty... 6 00:00:46,875 --> 00:00:48,907 My family's musical too... 7 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:51,490 sister plays the violin 8 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,157 and Dad sticks it in. 9 00:00:53,625 --> 00:00:55,365 "Sticks it in", 10 00:00:55,916 --> 00:00:57,324 Solís... 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,324 Yes, sir. 12 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:02,032 Why does he look like that? 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,324 Uh sir, 14 00:01:04,541 --> 00:01:07,074 Torrente said he'd wear his Sunday best. 15 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:10,574 Well, I've seen shit dress up better than your friend there. 16 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,324 Not big on classical? 17 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:15,365 Classical is "The Candy Man", this sucks. 18 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,574 - Back to France! - I'm Bulgarian. 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,490 What, you want pity? 20 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,407 Hey... what's this? 21 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:27,074 A spread of mousse, nuts and cream of foi 22 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,949 with crispy licorice, sir. 23 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:31,740 How stuck-up is that? 24 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:34,615 What no tootsie rolls, pork rinds, chips? 25 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,240 This wedding blows. 26 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,574 Where did you dig up this slimeball? 27 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:41,615 Don't let him fool you, Oswaldo, Mr.Torrente 28 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:44,865 - is highly recommended. - Yeah, by you. 29 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:46,407 Whaddaya got? 30 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:48,282 McCallan or Cardhu. 31 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:50,990 Here we go... store brands... 32 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,074 Serve me a bit of both. 33 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,657 Jerk. 34 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:58,199 An officer with prestige, years of service on the force, 35 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,657 and, most vital... 36 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:01,199 lots of poise. 37 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,615 What a work of art... 38 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,657 I don't know who I like more: grandma or granddaughter. 39 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:10,990 You're amazing, madam... for your age, that is. 40 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:14,324 Were it not for the huge respect I have for you 41 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:18,574 and because I'm personally in charge of wedding security, 42 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,199 I'd do you a favor right here and now. 43 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,990 You are a crude man. 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,074 Enough or I call security... 45 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,782 What are you saying? I am security, ha ha. 46 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:31,615 Who could you be safer with than yours truly, ma'am? 47 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:36,074 Your granddaughter has your lashes, your nose... 48 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:39,824 and your... my God, what nipples! They resemble a pair of missles... 49 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:42,407 Come here! Tell him to go the fuck home, 50 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:44,407 hide him wherever, 51 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:46,699 but if I see him here again, 52 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,282 you'll both be out on the street. 53 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,824 - Understand? - Understood, Oswaldo. 54 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:52,865 Right away. 55 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,490 Hey! This isn't a whorehouse. 56 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,407 Sorry, I have work. 57 00:03:09,541 --> 00:03:11,199 - Not so fast. - Let me be. 58 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:14,407 Let's see... ooh, laughing powder... 59 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:16,157 - I'm security. - What? 60 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:20,074 I have no choice but to report this regrettable incident. 61 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,949 Oh, please, don't tell my father! 62 00:03:22,958 --> 00:03:24,699 Sorry, but it's my job... 63 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:25,907 Please... 64 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,282 Well, perhaps I could 65 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,824 look the other way. 66 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:33,824 Fabulous wedding for your daughter, Rocamora. 67 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,615 A kid only yesterday... 68 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,574 Don't let it dry up. 69 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:41,490 Give it some spit, let it slide, let that baby slide, yeah... 70 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:46,032 Regarding those matters, I hope we don't end up angry with each other. 71 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,365 No... I won't get angry, 72 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:53,199 I'll just cover my back and defend what's mine. 73 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,407 Hey, you bit the head with one of your teeth... 74 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:59,574 Swallow, use some technique, try the Peter Pan move. 75 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,574 Deep, ring that bell. 76 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,199 Like Greek yogurt, eh? 77 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,740 It's Spanish goat cheese. 78 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:08,865 Cream rises! 79 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,657 Uh, Torrente! 80 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,574 C'mon in, there's plenty more! 81 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,824 Where you going... I was half done! 82 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,865 Man, why didn't you get some? 83 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,157 José Luis, you're gonna get me in deep shit, 84 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:27,199 they'll fire me, and with the crisis and all... 85 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,490 I can't allow it, José Luis. 86 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:32,074 Look, kid, you're offending me. 87 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:36,074 I only took a second to be human with the girl, 88 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:39,365 it doesn't mean I wasn't doing my job, 89 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,199 or wasn't on full alert. 90 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:43,240 I'm in total control... shit! 91 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:50,282 What were you guys doing when I walked in? It was the... 92 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,907 Peter Pan move ...? 93 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,865 Nothing gets by you. 94 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,490 Shh... I think the curtain just moved. 95 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,490 Look, Torrente, look what we have here! 96 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,240 This'll make 'em happy. 97 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,699 A "par-apache". Hand over the roll, now! 98 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,282 What roll? This camera's digital. 99 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:18,907 What digital? You think I'm stupid? 100 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,990 The roll or you're mush. 101 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,740 OK, alright, here it is. 102 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,532 You shitting me? 103 00:05:26,541 --> 00:05:28,365 Not the battery. 104 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,657 Jerk your mom off... 105 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:33,074 No, no, José Luis, the pictures are inside. 106 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:37,282 - I had a vision. - What did you see? 107 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:39,365 - It's only for you... - Yesss! 108 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,824 Nothing and no one will ruin this wedding. 109 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,115 Par-apache, par-apache... par-apache... 110 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:55,157 José Luis! 111 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:58,657 Prick! Watch him, he's slippery. Outta here! 112 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:00,949 Get him, José Luis! 113 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:02,782 Back here, you twit! 114 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:15,157 Torrente, you're screwing things up! 115 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,115 Get outta here! 116 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,032 You're making things worse. 117 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:24,865 You're creating a scene. Come back, for Chrissake! 118 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:36,824 Come here! It's security! 119 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:40,657 Security! 120 00:06:44,166 --> 00:06:46,240 It's a par-apache! 121 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,782 - There, good, good! - José Luis! 122 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,949 Don José Luis! 123 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,574 Daddyyyyyy! 124 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:13,782 TORRENTE IN 125 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,574 Since you passed on, things aren't the same, Fary. 126 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:36,240 Spain has gone to the dogs. 127 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,865 The whole world is on the fritz. 128 00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:50,240 Queers can get married now, 129 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,199 the Socialists have flushed Spain down the tubes, 130 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,699 and in the White House, 131 00:10:58,083 --> 00:10:59,824 there's a jungle-bunny, 132 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:02,949 but not a cleaning man, no... he's the president! 133 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,657 It's like a joke. 134 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,657 What's next, a broad? 135 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,324 Yeah, I know we won the World Cup last year, 136 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,449 but that doesn't count. 137 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,449 Most of the players were barely Spanish. 138 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,574 What do you think? 139 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,365 Never mind... 140 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:24,407 Your spirit and music will always be with us. 141 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,699 Damn! 142 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,782 Looks like I gotta take a dump, Fary. 143 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:36,365 Some timing, huh? Sorry, Fary. 144 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,782 At your service... or should I say mine. 145 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:53,615 You see: the dead get flowers and the flowers get fertilizer. 146 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:56,407 Shame on you! Have you nothing to say? 147 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,824 Have a Kleenex handy? 148 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,949 OK, it's the flowers then. 149 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,115 Hey, cutie! 150 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:14,240 When's the next meal? 151 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,740 Two o'clock. 152 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,949 Torrente... long time no see! 153 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:21,032 Hey, Cuadrado, what are you doing around here? 154 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:24,449 Trying to get by, as you can see, 155 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,074 like everybody else. 156 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,574 I'm in such a slump, if you only knew. 157 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,699 No need to say anything, it's pretty obvious. 158 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,949 Here, I'll get you in. 159 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:37,574 Give me a break, that's all I need. 160 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,657 Think I need charity or welfare? 161 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,115 Sorry... didn't mean anything. 162 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,115 Some of us still have class... 163 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,032 not hard-up like this rabble. 164 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,865 Hardly any meat left, used to be better. 165 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,449 All these people like after the civil war. 166 00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,824 Damn, kid, beat it! What are you doing here anyway? 167 00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,949 Get the fuck outta here! 168 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,157 I was here first. 169 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,615 No manners, no nothing. 170 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:11,157 Roasted pork, with the skin still on it too. 171 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,199 People leave the best, 172 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,907 then they cry poverty. 173 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,240 Kids, didn't I tell you to scram! 174 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,032 What... uh, would you like some? 175 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:26,324 I was wrapping up here, I'll pass on dessert. 176 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,824 Serve yourself, boys... enjoy! 177 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:32,949 Hey, Blondie... 178 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,365 Jules, you're better every day. 179 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,740 Hey, girls! 180 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,615 I'm working... 181 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,615 - Who, me? - Come here a sec... 182 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,990 Hey, what's your name? 183 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,407 My name is Rin-Rin, 184 00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:11,032 well, my real name is Julito... 185 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,407 but my dad sold alarm clocks 186 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:15,657 so the kids re-named me. 187 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,365 That's a good one... 188 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:24,865 Uh... could you spare a couple of euros for the booths? 189 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,074 - I left my wallet home. - Uh, no... 190 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,699 Know who I am? 191 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,407 Not really. 192 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:33,990 Of course not... I'm Torrente. 193 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,240 José Luis Torrente. 194 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,657 Here, keep it. 195 00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,199 Have you heard about Operation Woxter Asia? 196 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:45,407 - Later... Woxter Hong Kong. - No. 197 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,657 I directed it entirely, the whole shebang. 198 00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,699 Go ahead and ask around the hood! I even got a medal... 199 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:55,615 I was Number 1 on the force for ages. 200 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:59,865 Then I quit, now I do only top-of-the-line P.I. work. 201 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,907 Two euros, I just wanna beat off. 202 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:06,032 I'll pay you back tomorrow. 203 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:09,240 It's not like I need it. I'm loaded. 204 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,365 - Really? - Yeah, dude! 205 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,990 Cool! 206 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,407 Getting filthy rich is my dream. 207 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,157 I'd spend it on babes... 208 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,449 what I'd really like... 209 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:23,157 Sorry to interrupt, bud, but the one I like just came out. 210 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,074 José Luis Torrente Secret Agent 211 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,115 - Hey, mister! - What the... 212 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,532 - Am I bothering you? - Isn't it obvious. 213 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,449 Madam, am I disturbing? 214 00:16:05,916 --> 00:16:07,365 Leave my wife out... 215 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,740 Who's talking to you? 216 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,365 Lady, did I offend you? 217 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,324 Have I been obnoxious? 218 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,157 You're stunning, madam, 219 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,782 you're an exotic beauty. 220 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,990 Maybe a tad sad, like something's missing. 221 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,490 Perhaps your husband isn't... 222 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,240 Kid, your mom and dad don't... 223 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,824 - If you don't leave... - Manolo, please! 224 00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,490 - Don't butt in, Encarni! - He's sort of right. 225 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,657 - Encarni! - Encarni-schmarni, 226 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,449 I don't get enough! 227 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:40,240 My wife says that and there's hell to pay. 228 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,240 Good-for-nothing, you ain't worth a dime. 229 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,990 - Shut up! - Manolo, it's my mom. 230 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,449 - Mini-dick! - I was known as "Anaconda"! 231 00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,782 - Worm-dick! - Wanna see my worm-dick? 232 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,782 Time for a peek at the worm, it's show time! 233 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,240 - Peek? - Manolito! 234 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,282 Let me go! 235 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,865 - You're crazy! - I'm dandy. 236 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,699 - Always a scene. - Bug off! 237 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,324 Hey, no scenes! 238 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,782 - What scene? - Please leave. 239 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,199 - I wanna show her. - Sir, please leave. 240 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:08,324 - Mom, let's go... don't touch me... - Leave me, get your hands off me! 241 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,949 Run or you'll wind up an orphan. 242 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,865 Marital bliss, dear God... 243 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,365 The witch, the wicked witch! 244 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,949 Where's the broom, your broom? 245 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,324 Salaam malecum, poromperooo. 246 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,365 Want some wine, eh? 247 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,532 If you want wine, then give me your "meat", 248 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,990 "meat", lots of meat. 249 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,740 What the fuck? 250 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,865 I swear on my fucking... what kind of shit is this? 251 00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:59,324 - Sorry, Mr. Torrente, sorry. - Pacheco! 252 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,365 Pacheco! 253 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,657 Didn't I expressly say my room was off limits to Jesus himself? 254 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,782 Problem is we're nearly 30, 255 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,115 in only 53 square meters. 256 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,824 So? Two meters per person! 257 00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:15,115 It's not like you pay enough to live in Buckingham Palace! 258 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,199 Speaking of money, 259 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,282 it's been a bad month. 260 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,324 We only have half. We haven't earned... 261 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,865 Whoa, don't even go there! 262 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:26,324 Pay up or I'll kick all your butts out! 263 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,032 Fuck you all! Follow? 264 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,949 Torrente, give us a few days. 265 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,615 How about I give you a swift kick? 266 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,282 What's up, Pacheco? 267 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:40,449 Hand it over! Now get ready for this... 268 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,157 - Lady, my money! - No, my money! 269 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,782 And, by the way, I've reported you. 270 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:48,532 The back rent I let slide, but this subletting scam... 271 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,324 What subletting? 272 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:54,865 The flat is filthy as hell and packed with illegals. I'm fed up. 273 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,574 What are you talking about? 274 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,740 My cousins from the islands are visiting a few days. 275 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:03,365 Excuse me, one question: is this where they rent rooms? 276 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,907 Oh, this is too much! 277 00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:07,699 - These spics took the wrong stairs. - Yeah... 278 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:11,407 - We're looking for Mr. Torrente. - There he is. 279 00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,532 These people come with drugs stuffed in their asses, 280 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:17,365 the bags explode, then they all go nuts. 281 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,032 Go ahead, go in. 282 00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,699 OK, that's enough. 283 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:26,282 Good morning, people! How's everybody? 284 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,990 - Good morning, Torrente. - Hey, what's up? 285 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,657 What's new, Tony? No "top-of- the-morning" to a regular? 286 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,199 No more freebies, Torrente, 287 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,865 you owe me 36 "eros" in whisky. 288 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:43,032 Hold up, Tony. Are we or are we not good buddies? 289 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,657 Give me some churros and a Sol y Sombra. 290 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,074 Torrelavega will pay. 291 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:53,115 - I've paid dozens of times. - I left my wallet somewhere. 292 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,907 Well, Damian will pay then. 293 00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,615 What the fuck? What do you think... 294 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,157 I'm the Bank of Spain? No way. 295 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,324 Perhaps that gentleman in the rear will pay. 296 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,949 He's been looking for you. 297 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,240 - Sit down. - Thanks. 298 00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,032 Okay, I understand 299 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,574 you've been looking for me? 300 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,949 That's right, Ramirez spoke highly of you. 301 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:33,657 - Ramirez spoke highly of me? - You might say so. 302 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,824 I won't beat around the bush. 303 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:38,740 The job we want done can't be executed by just anyone. 304 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,365 A subtle piece of investigation, I take it. 305 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,782 Not exactly, it's a delicate matter. 306 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,407 It wouldn't be illegal, would it? 307 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:51,115 It's totally illegal. You have to kill someone. 308 00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,532 Shit! 309 00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:55,824 Whoa, kill someone... 310 00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:59,032 Ramirez, perhaps he's the wrong man. 311 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,865 Wait, wait, wait, 312 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,074 if I have to kill, I kill. 313 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,032 - It wouldn't be the first time. - So... you have experience? 314 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,907 I was on the force for quite a few years. 315 00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:13,574 Where public safety is concerned, pulling the trigger is a fact of life. 316 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:17,115 This would be different. It would involve killing in cold blood. 317 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,865 If the money's right, 318 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,699 I'll kill every 8 hours, 319 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,532 before every meal, like taking antibiotics. 320 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,990 Perfect, say no more. 321 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,324 It must look like an accident. 322 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,657 There's a picture inside. 323 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,699 In the envelope, you'll find his address, schedule and habits 324 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:37,782 and a small advance for expenses. 325 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:40,324 Thanks, that's very kind of you. 326 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:41,699 Splendid. 327 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,157 Hey, could sambo over here give me a lift? 328 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,740 I'm pretty far from my neighborhood. 329 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,990 Hey, brownie, open up. 330 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:52,532 In Colombia and third-world countries from the third world, 331 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:54,574 they'll kill you for a watch, 332 00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,074 and in some places for a crust of bread. 333 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,490 Luckily, we're in Spain, 334 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,865 where a person's life has higher value. 335 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,115 They said they'd pay 30.000 euros for this job. 336 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,949 Fifty million pesetas in old currency! 337 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:11,282 I'm ready to split it with whoever lends a hand. 338 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,115 Needless to say, all that I've said here 339 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,490 will remain in the strictest and absolutest confidence. 340 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,990 - Is that clear? - Yes... 341 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,990 Great. Dismissed! 342 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:26,240 Look, the graffit-idiots. 343 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,907 Hey, Torrente, count on us to kill that guy for you! 344 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:34,365 Right on, Torrente. He'll feel our pain! 345 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,490 It's impossible to keep a secret in this country. 346 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,240 Stop, damn it, stop! 347 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,490 Hey, let me go! Let go of me, please. 348 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,782 Hey, wait a second! 349 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,990 What's up? 350 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,115 - What's up? - He was jerking off. 351 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,740 You gotta pay for that! 352 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,282 Okay, take it easy, 353 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:55,907 this kid 354 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,949 was relieving himself, 355 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:01,240 as part of his undercover work as my assistant. 356 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,865 Who the hell are you? 357 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:05,699 Who am I? I'm José Luis Torrente. 358 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:08,740 Have you never heard of Operation Woxter Hong Kong? 359 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:13,282 We're working on a case of illegal immigration and sex slavery. 360 00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:15,032 So watch it, girls. 361 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:19,740 If you don't want to be part of a roundup, you'd better split, move! 362 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,865 Bastard, slimedick! 363 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,449 Thanks, Torrente. You're the best! 364 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,490 Don't mention it, kid... 365 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,615 Why were you on the street relieving yourself like a dog, 366 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:33,032 with two Latin chimps to boot, "Din Don"? 367 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,407 It's Rin Rin, Torrente. 368 00:24:34,416 --> 00:24:38,074 I was horny and was broke. Women are just too much for me... 369 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,615 I mean hookers. 370 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:41,324 Right. Money and broads. 371 00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:45,199 The 2 euros you lent me will be the best investment of your life. 372 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:48,449 People who hang with me usually get very lucky. 373 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:49,990 I give people luck. 374 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:52,074 I'm like a rabbit's foot. 375 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,907 - You plan to pay me back? - Don't be silly. 376 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,990 You've got to get rid of that mop. Mops are for homos. 377 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,699 I plan to quit, but there's no other work. 378 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:05,199 It's obvious I could've done this job alone in my sleep. 379 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:09,615 The thing is the mastermind of an operation must never soil his hands. 380 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,907 That's why you're here, you're my go-to crew. 381 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:17,115 I want to know who-knows- what about executions. 382 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,740 Let's see, for example, this... 383 00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:21,824 Let me see, 384 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,032 who thinks this weapon is lethal? 385 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,657 Yeahhh... no? 386 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,240 Wrong! Too obvious! 387 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,699 This? 388 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:36,657 With that "brick", Torrente, you could do real damage. 389 00:25:37,416 --> 00:25:40,907 Wrong again, Rin Rin. You're not too bright. 390 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,782 Who has a metro ticket? 391 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,574 This, this is a deadly weapon. 392 00:25:47,708 --> 00:25:52,657 This in the right hands could sever the jugular vein of any attacker. 393 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,574 Find something funny, Popi? 394 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:59,907 Come on, attack me! 395 00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:12,740 Fuck your family! 396 00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,907 How can I kill anyone with this? It expired. 397 00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:38,199 Stop complaining! 398 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:41,949 It was a clean cut, an inch higher and your carotid is kaput, leaving you 399 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,574 mumbling the story. 400 00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:50,740 Torrente, don't be a pig! 401 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,657 It doesn't kill, it only stuns. 402 00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:54,199 Who else wants a whiff? 403 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,532 The five of us will go by car 404 00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:59,407 to the El Campillo housing development... 405 00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:01,074 the victim's home is there. 406 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,990 Pochito will watch the north route, 407 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,824 Chancletas, the south. 408 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,907 Popi and Rin Rin, the gate. 409 00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:11,324 There you'll aid Rin Rin, who'll be the go-to guy 410 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:14,949 and I'll strategically wait in the car. 411 00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:17,532 Rin Rin, where's my boy? 412 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,907 Narciso, haven't I told you a thousand times 413 00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:22,824 to steer clear of riff raff? 414 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,199 - But, Juani... - Shut... shut up, 415 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:26,824 before I slap you one. 416 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:30,407 I already forbid you from being anywhere near my boy. 417 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,074 - Mom! - Take that! 418 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,657 Don't back-talk me! 419 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:36,490 Madam, do you know you're interrupting 420 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,782 a vital operation? 421 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,449 Who's this fat pig? 422 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,365 Why are you with these boys? 423 00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,240 - You some "pedophiliac"? - Lady! 424 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,699 Mom, it's Torrente. 425 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:47,032 I said: Shut up! 426 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,740 Let's go home, what did they do to you? 427 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:52,574 Shameless trash, and you get on home! 428 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,365 You too, Rin Rin! 429 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:57,449 Get ready, because when I see your mom, I'm telling... 430 00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:00,615 and you two little bastards, I'm telling on you too! 431 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,199 Torrente, I gotta go 432 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,157 and change grandpa's diapers. 433 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,824 - Count on us... - Keep us informed. 434 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,032 There are no men left, kid. 435 00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:16,657 Today's youth has no balls. 436 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:19,574 - What do we do, Torrente? - Follow the plan. 437 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:22,407 I just realized you and me can do the job alone. 438 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:23,907 We don't need anyone. 439 00:28:23,916 --> 00:28:27,407 That way we get a bigger share of the loot. 440 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:32,157 The truth is, Torrente, we haven't discussed the "loot" part yet. 441 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,407 Everything has its moment. 442 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,115 When we pull the job, we'll see. 443 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,490 I was thinking of something fair, 444 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:43,865 like 90/20, something you'd feel easily comfortable with... 445 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,490 I thought more like 60/40. 446 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,490 Have you gone mad? 447 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,949 You should pay me for the privilege of my company! 448 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,699 I should charge you for letting you be near me. 449 00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,532 Torrente, no... 450 00:28:57,541 --> 00:29:00,324 Look, don't piss me off with this trivia. 451 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,865 Who cares about bucks, as long as I get mine? 452 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:06,115 We're going to spend the whole advance. 453 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,407 Great, Torrente! 454 00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:10,449 So I say... Manolito, put it on my tab but 455 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,532 leave the bottle. 456 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,449 Torrente, 457 00:29:14,791 --> 00:29:17,574 I've got a black pussy thirsty for some milk. 458 00:29:18,541 --> 00:29:20,740 No used goods, I have money. 459 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:22,032 I want hotties! 460 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:24,115 But Russian chicks are frigid. 461 00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:26,865 And Spanish chicks: clingy, ugly and wear mustaches. 462 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,282 C'mon, get out of here! 463 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,824 Hey handsome, wanna have a good time? 464 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:32,365 OK. 465 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:37,282 - Torrente! - Gotcha! 466 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,324 Don't be disgusting! 467 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:41,032 Caught you napping! 468 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,699 A cup of... insert it... 469 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,824 ammo... methane... bam! 470 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,324 Works every time! 471 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:49,032 The girls left, now what? Ah, what the... 472 00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:52,782 Babes just don't get it. They lack our sense of humor. 473 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,782 - Slut! - Pig! 474 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,074 Shh, they may come back. 475 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:04,199 I'm gonna fuck all the sluts in this joint, another round... 476 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:06,574 Excuse me, would you accompany me? 477 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,032 Are you throwing me out? 478 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,240 - More or less... - C'mon, I may lose it... 479 00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:18,740 This is the worst part of surveillance, kid. 480 00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:21,657 The down-time, I mean... 481 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,032 what do you do? 482 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,699 Should we try 483 00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,324 word jumbles 484 00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:36,907 or crosswords? 485 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:39,282 What if we jerk off 50-50? 486 00:30:39,791 --> 00:30:41,240 You mean each other? 487 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,824 No, Torrente, to each his own. 488 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:46,615 Monogamy strikes again! 489 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:49,699 Kid, this is to honor the manhood of a fellow mate. 490 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,907 - Your pizza... - Torrente, my pizza's here. 491 00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:57,115 - You ordered a pizza? - I'm starving. 492 00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,699 BBQ-flavor, want some? 493 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:01,282 You're crazy, you're not too well, kid. 494 00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:04,407 This is the scene of the crime. How could you order a pizza? 495 00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,865 Look, Torrente, the hookers are leaving. 496 00:31:10,708 --> 00:31:13,199 At least this guy is gonna die happy. 497 00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:15,324 - Come on... - Let's go. 498 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:24,907 Right, kid, now let's follow the plan. 499 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,490 You'll see how easy it is. And up we go! 500 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,740 Look, Torrente. 501 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:32,157 I love easy money, babes and them kinds of things, 502 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,824 but killing... killing someone... 503 00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,782 I just can't... I can't. 504 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,990 Ripping off a leg, an arm... 505 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,199 What are you babbling about? 506 00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:45,074 I just get this stirring inside. It's like a panic attack, Torrente. 507 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:46,615 I never even killed a fly. 508 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:48,074 Faggot! 509 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:51,324 I'm gonna end up doing it myself. 510 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:54,199 Look, you stay in the car, 511 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,074 be on the lookout. Honk the horn if you see anything. 512 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,824 - Come on. - Don't worry... 513 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,490 And away we go! 514 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:10,740 Watch from the car! 515 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,490 What a fright... okay, the dog's on a chain. 516 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,240 Son of a bitch... 517 00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,615 Police! Don't move! 518 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,949 Murder One! 519 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,990 Whatever you say may be used... 520 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,157 I have my legal rights! 521 00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:48,240 Let me go, it's a mistake! 522 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:50,032 You've made a mistake. 523 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,324 You're making a mistake... 524 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:54,115 Well... 525 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,532 Everyone out! 526 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:21,740 ALHAURÍN DE LA SIERRA STATE PRISON 527 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,865 Leave items in the basket, 528 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:28,574 then move on to the booths for a strip search. 529 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:30,074 Let's go... 530 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:35,282 - I was a cop once. - Right. 531 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,199 - The old kind, old school. - Shit... 532 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:41,074 Can I keep this calendar? 533 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,574 Look, when you suck on the panties, 534 00:34:43,666 --> 00:34:45,740 you can see her snatch. 535 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:50,115 Leave that crap too. 536 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,532 Let's go! 537 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:56,532 Come on, come on. 538 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,199 Joaquinesss... 539 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,990 José Luis. 540 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,657 Don't you recognize me, José Luis? 541 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:49,407 I'm Gregorio, your uncle. What are you doing here? 542 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:52,782 Uncle Gregorio. They told me you were dead. 543 00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:56,074 Naturally, I'm the black sheep of the family. 544 00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:58,490 My mother, your grandma, may she rest in peace, 545 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,740 told me how well you were all doing. 546 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,199 I was so proud. 547 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:05,865 Especially of you. 548 00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:07,490 Best cop on the force. 549 00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,199 Number 1 in his class. 550 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:15,449 Here everyone knows the class nephew I have. 551 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,490 How many in here did you send to the slammer? 552 00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:24,240 I see you did tell everyone. 553 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,990 We don't like coppers here. 554 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:30,074 You'll eat your share of shit. 555 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,407 Here, kid... 556 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,782 - Want some? - Nah... 557 00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:37,032 - It's quite a zoo. - Yeah. 558 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,074 Gotta keep both your eyes open. 559 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,199 All talk, they're good kids. 560 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:47,240 Fucking pig! Now your fate is in our hands. 561 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,032 You just wait, Fats! 562 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,699 Easy, the forks are plastic. 563 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,199 Sure, no sweat. 564 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,990 Everybody, calm down! 565 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,365 As long as I'm here, nobody 566 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,074 messes with Gregorio's nephew, is that clear? 567 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,657 Wait here... 568 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,282 You defend this stinking pig? 569 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:19,324 Hey, I'll slice you up! 570 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,032 Motherfucker, I'll kill you! 571 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,657 Those are brass balls! 572 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:21,324 Mr. Gregorio... 573 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:23,990 you're like a father to me in here. 574 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,324 So, I'm like your cousin. 575 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,240 Torrente, while I'm here, 576 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:31,699 nothing will happen to you. 577 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:35,365 Great, that's very reassuring because I have a certain... 578 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,574 - Peralta, it's you again. - What, why me? 579 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,574 Torrente! If you need anything, I'm your man. 580 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,782 Good to know, good to know. 581 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:43,865 Let go, assholes! 582 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:45,657 How do you score, "Teeth"? 583 00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:49,074 Women like men who know how to dress, with style, 584 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,324 culture, a good complexion. 585 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:54,407 That's why I'm a hit with the bitches. 586 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,574 Hey "Mustache", don't be putting things in my ear. 587 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:01,407 What do we have here, a queer's convention? 588 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,657 Let's see, wiseguy, 589 00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:10,240 you haven't seen my buds when they get fired up? 590 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,740 Not lately, no. 591 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,157 - Listen, look, I... - No, you look. 592 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,574 The jail's full of fairies, 593 00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:21,532 but who knows... I might enjoy having a fat and ugly one 594 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,907 with a droopy ass like yours. 595 00:39:23,916 --> 00:39:26,032 The thing is: I fuck anything. 596 00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:28,449 My ass is sacred, 597 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:29,824 it's like a temple. 598 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,907 Nothing gets in. 599 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,157 A fart escapes now and then, 600 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:36,532 maybe even a fine sausage... 601 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,699 Don't wanna mess up my pipes. 602 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:41,574 Maybe you need to open your door some. 603 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,782 Dilate it, open it a crack. 604 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,407 Boys, boys, boys! 605 00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:48,740 What do I always say: Hand games are bad man games. 606 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,824 Come on, 607 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:51,574 see you in awhile, 608 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,449 in the showers or... 609 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:57,490 Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go. 610 00:39:57,500 --> 00:40:00,032 Go to the yard and play with your mates. 611 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,949 So, you're one of the new ones. 612 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:04,949 Already making friends. 613 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:07,365 Father, those people were homosexuals. 614 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,199 And killers too. 615 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,532 They carry knives. 616 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,990 I'll report them to the proper authorities. 617 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,365 Do you think the Lord would welcome your being a snitch? 618 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:17,782 You're a good Christian... 619 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:21,490 I get the impression you're a benevolent man, 620 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,157 with a great heart... 621 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,699 I'm never wrong. 622 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:29,157 Would you like to partake in the prison parish activities? 623 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:32,115 You mean praying and all that? 624 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:35,074 No, not praying. Don't be silly. 625 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:38,282 Together like brothers, 626 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:42,615 members of a church 627 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:47,782 Together we're walking 628 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:51,990 to see Christ our Lord 629 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,907 Oh Loooooooooord, 630 00:40:55,916 --> 00:40:58,074 If I hook ya, gonna fuck ya 631 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,949 Father! What do you think? 632 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,907 Wrote it for my missus who's as bad as they come, 633 00:41:02,916 --> 00:41:05,074 but I love her sick. 634 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:08,199 Right, very good, very nice, Joaquín. 635 00:41:08,208 --> 00:41:09,949 You'll come to realize 636 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:12,615 God didn't give you this calling. 637 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:16,115 Perhaps you should return to playing sports in the yard or 638 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:18,824 arts and crafts, that sort of stuff. 639 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:21,782 What are you saying, Father? Fuck that shit! 640 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:24,407 I'm outta here, damn... shithead! 641 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:27,990 Boys! 642 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,490 Joaquín 643 00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:31,407 is no longer with us! 644 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,740 Right on, Father... 645 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:35,157 only those who know how to sing can stay. 646 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:40,240 What a bitch, so they set you up, eh? 647 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:41,907 You said it... 648 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,782 It's a heavy charge. 649 00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:45,782 I gotta get out of here, 650 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:48,574 to clean my honor and get revenge. 651 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,990 There must be a way. 652 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:52,615 There's a prisoner: "Colibrí", 653 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,907 the humming bird. 654 00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:03,990 He's been planning an escape digging a tunnel for years. 655 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,282 He's almost finished... 656 00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:07,949 Maybe, 657 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,115 if I talk to him... 658 00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:15,240 This, this is the cell. 659 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,949 It cost me smokes to see him. 660 00:42:17,958 --> 00:42:19,865 How do you do it, uncle? 661 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:22,115 You maneuver like you're at home. 662 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:24,615 It's been many years, my boy. 663 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,824 What a guy! Let's go. 664 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,365 I told you. Freedom is right here. 665 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,657 Always a pussy involved. 666 00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:41,032 A creature, I saw a... 667 00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:43,740 That's no creature, it's a man. 668 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:45,615 This is "Colibrí". 669 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:51,990 What the fuck? 670 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,074 Hi, Mr. Colibrí. My name is José Luis Torrente. A pleasure. 671 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:56,990 "Mr. Colibrí"... 672 00:42:59,458 --> 00:43:01,907 Fuck me and my fucking rep. 673 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:06,032 Three years of digging with a spoon for this... 674 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:08,865 Hey, come on, don't be like that. 675 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:11,449 This man would drown in a glass of water. 676 00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:13,407 He's small enough. 677 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:15,907 Today, I finally reached the end, 678 00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:18,532 and what do I see through the hole? 679 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,532 The end of the tunnel 680 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,574 is right... 681 00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:26,907 right below the wall where the guards patrol. 682 00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:29,574 Don't tell me you drew the map wrong? 683 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,115 Never happen to me. 684 00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,740 You miscalculated. 685 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:38,365 You gotta pay special attention to height and angle, that's it. 686 00:43:38,375 --> 00:43:41,865 Gregorio, make him disappear before I rip his eyes out! 687 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:44,740 Hey, what are you doing? Wait, please... 688 00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:54,074 What could I do? 689 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,949 Here's this Cuban eyeing my girl's ass, 690 00:43:57,916 --> 00:43:59,574 saying I love you baby, 691 00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:01,324 I wanted to hit him, 692 00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:04,449 which is what I did, that's what I did, Torrente. 693 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:08,824 Instead of receiving a medal, I got sent here like a criminal. 694 00:44:09,041 --> 00:44:11,282 It's not... not fair. 695 00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:12,824 No, it isn't. 696 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:16,282 What... why are you in jail? 697 00:44:16,291 --> 00:44:17,782 I killed a man! 698 00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,615 He must've done something to piss you off. 699 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:21,990 Yeah, he looked at me. 700 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,865 I know how to do it... 701 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:40,115 Like they did it in "Victory" with Stallone. 702 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:44,490 You know that World War I flick? 703 00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:47,657 They were in a "consecration" camp, 704 00:44:47,666 --> 00:44:50,824 and played a match against the Nazis, escaping at halftime. 705 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:52,865 Movies are not my thing. 706 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,824 But it premiered after 1972... 707 00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:57,865 It was a huge hit! 708 00:44:57,875 --> 00:44:59,990 Anyway, we'll do it too. 709 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,157 We'll organize a big match, a real spectacle of 710 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:04,782 rivals, Atleti-Real Madrid! 711 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:06,865 Against the guards. 712 00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:08,949 And escape through the tunnel. 713 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,324 He's bright, huh? 714 00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:11,865 We'll need a car outside... 715 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,907 But I got that covered, don't worry, I have a 716 00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:17,032 team of professionals. 717 00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:20,157 Very nice, Manolito, they look real. 718 00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:22,449 You look like someone else. 719 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,782 Are the lashes yours? 720 00:45:25,041 --> 00:45:27,324 No, I put on a little makeup. 721 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,615 - Bring the ...? - Yes, Torrente. 722 00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:35,574 Super, it's key. 723 00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:36,583 Yes, sir. 724 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:39,865 I need to tell you the exact date and time of the match. 725 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:43,699 José Luis and Maruja Soler pass to the visitors' quarters. 726 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,449 You have 15 minutes. 727 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,532 Here you are, hurry up! 728 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:01,365 You wouldn't believe what it took to get that thing in, 729 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:03,990 and to pull it out... I decided to 730 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,699 tie a string to it like a Tampax. 731 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,449 Here it is. 732 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,990 What the fuck... 733 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:12,865 - What shit is this? - Mine. 734 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:16,449 Let's see, you inserted that in there unwrapped? 735 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:19,157 Believe me it wasn't easy. 736 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:21,407 You wanted it gift-wrapped? 737 00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:25,324 No, man, just a little plastic, cellophane, something... 738 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:28,324 The important thing is that it has a battery and it works. 739 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,949 I tried it, it buzzes. 740 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:33,115 I'm sure you spent half the afternoon calling yourself. 741 00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:35,115 You say the darndest things! 742 00:46:35,916 --> 00:46:37,949 Come on, wrap it up! 743 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:41,449 We'll need a car right away. 744 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:43,990 - Be ready for my call - Yes, sir. 745 00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:45,490 Uh, Torrente, 746 00:46:45,791 --> 00:46:48,657 since we're already here, do you want me to... 747 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:53,699 Say what ...? How can you be such a degenerate? 748 00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:01,324 Mr. Castaño, it's a pleasure and an honor 749 00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:04,699 to be in the office of a Real Madrid supporter. 750 00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:08,699 I saw you out of respect to your uncle, dean of prisoners here... 751 00:47:08,708 --> 00:47:13,490 but let me tell you from the outset that arranging a match won't be easy. 752 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,282 Here, the rabble... 753 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:20,615 uh, the prison population, lacks camaraderie and sportsmanship. 754 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,324 You're righter than right. 755 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,199 It's a question of motivation. 756 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:28,490 I'm just the person to inculcate in these people 757 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,240 the competitive spirit. 758 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,282 You know, I... 759 00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:36,740 I was a junior player for Real Madrid when I was a kid. 760 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,365 They called me the Dark Arrow, say no more. 761 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:42,032 What memories... 762 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:43,824 What a time. 763 00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:45,907 It just occurred to me... 764 00:47:45,916 --> 00:47:49,282 Why don't you personally manage the guards' team? 765 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,032 Manage, at my age? 766 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:54,115 You tempt me, Torrente... 767 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,365 You tempt me. 768 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:05,824 - Skipper, me... me! - Nah, I want stars, stars... 769 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,407 Nothing but wannabes here... 770 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:12,240 Historically, South Americans just aren't 771 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:13,657 good at soccer. 772 00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,449 Look at him, he's got a nice touch. 773 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,365 Gimme a break, man. He's black. 774 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,907 So what? 775 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:22,449 Wasn't Pele black? 776 00:48:22,458 --> 00:48:25,157 He was the best player of all time. 777 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,865 - That's true. - Right. 778 00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:28,532 Let' see. Hey, boy, 779 00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:31,032 Bimbu, bimbu, 780 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,949 Ankawa, ale! 781 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:35,990 Again the cops... I no just arrive, I Spanish! 782 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,490 Spanish! Fuck me! 783 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,699 Pirate DVD, I no know. I friend. 784 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,074 Soccer, you like soccer? 785 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:45,574 Play with monkeys, back in jungle? 786 00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:47,907 He understands "nada". Throw him the ball... 787 00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,365 Ball. 788 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,949 Fuck, he does have a touch. 789 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,949 Give him a pack of smokes, 790 00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:00,740 he's on our team. 791 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,282 Bumbu, bumbu, guay... 792 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:04,490 Come here, come on... 793 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,532 Don't be afraid, dude! 794 00:49:07,541 --> 00:49:09,032 Fight, 795 00:49:09,291 --> 00:49:11,699 tactics, freedom, 796 00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:14,407 feeling, yeah... 797 00:49:14,625 --> 00:49:16,282 Team spirit... 798 00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:17,990 The ol'red-and-white! 799 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,282 - Peralta, please. - Yes, sir. 800 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,532 Let's begin with some technique... 801 00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:26,532 "Mustache", "Teeth", go! 802 00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:30,490 Some respect, damn it. You act like kids! 803 00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:34,574 Come on, listen up a bit, the 4-4-5, my fave, never fails. 804 00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:39,157 We have fake strikers, fake backs, we got 'em all. 805 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,365 Above all, we have fake defenders. 806 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,574 The only authentic guy is the goalkeeper. 807 00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:48,490 We'll play the "fake-out". 808 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,740 Coach, 809 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:53,240 why not use two strikers and attack from the sides? 810 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,949 This way the midfield will be in closer too. 811 00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:57,449 Look kid, 812 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,907 shut up if you have nothing to say. 813 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,199 Respect experience. 814 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,615 Hey, you're off the team... Get outta here! 815 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,865 Bastard. 816 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:08,574 Hey Torrente, let's play "Tiki-Taka". 817 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:11,199 Can someone translate? 818 00:50:14,541 --> 00:50:16,282 - Mr. Castaño. - What? 819 00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:19,240 - How goes it? Coaching eh? - Looks like it. 820 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,157 Where was I... this kid... 821 00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:23,449 haven't I seen him before? 822 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:24,949 He's my nephew. 823 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:27,490 So he's not a... staff employee? 824 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,907 No, he's studying for a civil service job, 825 00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:33,157 but let's not get all bent out of shape over players now. 826 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,990 After all, it is a friendly match. 827 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:38,699 We're gonna crush you! 828 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:46,282 Hey! Shove it! There he is! 829 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,324 He's Bazooka Boy, Torrente! 830 00:50:54,791 --> 00:50:56,199 Bah, lighten up... 831 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:59,074 He lacks technique. He's all brute strength. Boom! 832 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:04,824 I may not know too much, but I do know how to train. 833 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:07,282 Are we men or are we queers? 834 00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:09,490 Come on, let's go! 835 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,199 Move, go, go! 836 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:16,490 Yeah, you're machine! 837 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,990 Up, up, there you go! 838 00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,282 That's it, very good! 839 00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,574 No pain... 840 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:26,282 lift that black ass, move that rear, 841 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:30,449 that's it, keep it up! 842 00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:32,199 Alright, sprint, sprint! 843 00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:40,574 - 5, 6, 7! - There you go! 844 00:51:41,083 --> 00:51:42,782 Yeah, let's go! 845 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,699 Very good, very good... 846 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:23,365 I'm strong as an ox. Don't worry about me. 847 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:25,240 You don't worry me, 848 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:28,365 I only worry that if you insist on coming with us 849 00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:30,324 you endanger the operation. 850 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:34,115 Baloney, José Luis, you won't even know I'm here. 851 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:36,699 OK Dioni, what are you staring at? 852 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:37,949 The bikes. 853 00:52:37,958 --> 00:52:40,865 - I thought vans were your thing. - They were. 854 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:53,032 - José Luis Torrente? - That's me. 855 00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:55,365 - I was looking for you. - Me? 856 00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:57,032 We've heard 857 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:59,699 that you're the most virile prisoner, 858 00:52:59,708 --> 00:53:01,324 the best hung here. 859 00:53:01,875 --> 00:53:04,615 Yeah, a real sex machine! 860 00:53:05,291 --> 00:53:07,240 My reputation precedes me. 861 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:08,990 My friends and I 862 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,157 would like a sample demo. 863 00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:14,490 A demo, huh? 864 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,699 You'll have to earn it. 865 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,615 Strip and dance for me 866 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:20,532 like disco sluts. 867 00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:33,074 Eenie meenie, miney moe, check the ass out on this hoe... 868 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,615 Don't care for this one. 869 00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:37,865 This one's like a peach full of fuzz and all. 870 00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:40,824 Take that thong off and join me in the cell. 871 00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:57,574 Ooh, oh, let's go, yeah! 872 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,782 Grrrr, Joaquiness! 873 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:12,282 With your shit backed up, I figured you need a massage. 874 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,324 Wait a moment, 875 00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:25,490 you don't look so hot. 876 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,824 I'm OK, I just had a nightmare. 877 00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:30,115 Cheer up, okay? 878 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:33,032 If all goes well tonight, we'll soon be free men 879 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:36,574 doing a few lines, banging bitches right and left, 880 00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:39,157 popping pills like mad, Torrente... 881 00:54:39,250 --> 00:54:41,574 - Like normal people. - Great. 882 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:43,282 I like you optimistic. 883 00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:44,990 Here, make a call. 884 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,282 Why me? 885 00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:48,449 - It doesn't bite. - I don't wanna... 886 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:49,699 - Take it. - Okay. 887 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,157 Careful! 888 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:54,115 - Tony... - Tony... 889 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,532 It's in "contacts". 890 00:54:58,833 --> 00:55:01,115 Man, this smells, Torrente! 891 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:04,324 What do you want? It smells like a phone. 892 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,699 Damn! 893 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,990 It's Bakelite, which has a special smell. 894 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,949 - Bakelite... - Yes, Bakelite. 895 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:12,699 You just don't know it. 896 00:55:18,958 --> 00:55:22,074 That team looks like thunder rolling in... 897 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:23,282 They're so cute... 898 00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:30,199 A killing machine. 899 00:55:30,958 --> 00:55:34,199 Probably recruited locally to intimidate us. 900 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:35,208 Amateurs! 901 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,574 I bet if you threw the ball at them they'd run for cover. 902 00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:41,990 Let's throw 'em a beating. Show them who we are! 903 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,240 Let's go, kill 'em! 904 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:10,824 Come on! 905 00:56:18,916 --> 00:56:21,490 Let's go, cheer the boys on! 906 00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:22,990 You're our side? 907 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:29,407 Alright, okay, alright... Those should be banned. 908 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:32,449 Illegal footwear, too phosflourescent, 909 00:56:32,458 --> 00:56:34,115 they blind my players! 910 00:56:34,125 --> 00:56:35,615 Come on... 911 00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:39,199 Joaquiness! 912 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,074 Way to go! 913 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:47,699 Fucking hell! 914 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,490 Toughen up, defense! 915 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,240 Hell of a goalkeeper... 916 00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:53,365 What foosball game did we get him from? 917 00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,157 He's your "find", T! 918 00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:00,657 Hey ball-hogs, pass me the ball. 919 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,949 I'm all alone here! 920 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:12,074 Don't sweat up a storm... Don't sweat... 921 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:22,657 Now, let's split, kid. 922 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:26,615 How can we leave the bench? It'd look suspicious, Torrente. 923 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:27,990 You're right... 924 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:32,074 Well, even a master plan has its flaws. 925 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:34,657 I have an idea. 926 00:57:35,250 --> 00:57:36,949 Goikotxoa! 927 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:40,157 Hey, you're Basque, right? 928 00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,365 From Bilbao. 929 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,907 You like violence? 930 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:46,449 Look, you're gonna kick the black guy with all your might. 931 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,240 But, he's on our team! 932 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:51,490 You never see the big picture. I'm the strategist, not you. 933 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,240 How about following orders without a word? 934 00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,115 Go, pick him up. 935 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,574 Right. 936 00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:07,824 Did you see that tackle? 937 00:58:07,833 --> 00:58:09,699 Damn, it was criminal. 938 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:12,407 - A red card, at least. - It was your guy. 939 00:58:12,416 --> 00:58:15,157 Well, the injured must go to the infirmary. 940 00:58:15,166 --> 00:58:17,449 Don't worry, one of the guards can do it. 941 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:20,574 Do you know any Atletico player who'd abandon his men? 942 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:23,074 You just don't want to see the massacre. 943 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:27,074 Okay, go ahead, it's obvious you can't stand the humiliation. 944 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,574 Go, go on... 945 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:34,365 We'll have to leave "this" somewhere. Here, here... There. 946 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:39,282 They broke my leg, Torrente, my leg is broken, man! 947 00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:41,990 Look you black bastard, don't be a crybaby, 948 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,657 I know injuries and it's only a sprain. 949 00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:47,532 Two days of rest and Arsenal will sign you! 950 00:58:47,541 --> 00:58:49,782 And stop yelling, people are taking naps. 951 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:57,115 Let's go. Everything's ready. 952 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,240 The game's at fever pitch. 953 00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:02,282 In daylight, this looks a lot smaller. 954 00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:05,657 It looks kid-size. An average person can't fit in there. 955 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:09,074 Of course an average person can fit in there. I do. 956 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:11,490 What doesn't fit is a fat slob like you. 957 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,699 Oh, insults now? You see... 958 00:59:13,708 --> 00:59:17,324 I distract the guards, arrange for a car at the door and he disses me. 959 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:20,615 Stop arguing. If you want, I'll go first, just in case. 960 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,865 Going first is always risky. 961 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,782 Shut up, go in, uncle. 962 00:59:24,791 --> 00:59:27,199 - Shall I go? - Come on. 963 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,282 - Go Gregorio! - Go! 964 00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:32,157 Ahhh, let's go... shit... 965 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:37,699 Okay, uncle, everything's cool. Now Peralta, careful... 966 00:59:37,750 --> 00:59:39,574 Let's go. 967 00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,532 Bye bye birdie! 968 00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:51,907 - Watch it with my ass! - Right, I got nothing better to do. 969 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:10,032 Fucking midget moron! 970 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:36,365 I don't know if I can borrow the van again. 971 01:00:36,375 --> 01:00:38,157 So we go in Tony's car. 972 01:00:38,166 --> 01:00:40,282 No one touches my car! 973 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,074 They tried to involve me in their escape. 974 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:10,490 Naturally, I had no idea. 975 01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:14,282 Jesus, how could I let them lead me on or be so blind? 976 01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:16,990 At least we stopped the breakout. 977 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,990 That, plus we mauled your team. 978 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:21,615 It was a tragedy. 979 01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:24,407 I tried to convince them not to, but... 980 01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,949 they beat me badly. 981 01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:28,324 That's why I brought Escamilla, 982 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,990 one of our finest men... 983 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:35,115 one of our men... to watch over you night and day. 984 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,490 With your permission, 985 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:40,740 I have to join the boys in our victory celebration, you know. 986 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:44,074 Father, I can't seem to get out of my head 987 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:47,740 all those people buried in the rubble, asphyxiated, 988 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,574 all dead. 989 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,074 Well, not all, 990 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,365 luckily, Gregorio survived. 991 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,657 My Uncle Gregorio, Uncle Gregorio. 992 01:01:57,666 --> 01:01:59,865 Thanks for saving him, Lord... 993 01:02:00,041 --> 01:02:03,240 Despite being the instigator and mastermind... 994 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:06,407 After all that's happened, he is still family. 995 01:02:06,416 --> 01:02:08,449 - José Luis lies. - Tries? 996 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,657 - Tries what? - Doesn't tell the truth. 997 01:02:10,666 --> 01:02:13,949 Probably begging for drugs. He had a habit. 998 01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:16,574 - He's incredibly bad. - Someone's glad. 999 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,615 - Mother fucker. - He said "mother fucker". 1000 01:02:19,333 --> 01:02:20,407 He lies... 1001 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,824 - Air... - He can't breathe. 1002 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,074 - He needs mouth-to-mouth. - Be my guest. 1003 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:33,407 Airrrr... 1004 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:40,657 The light, uncle, follow the light, 1005 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:41,990 seek the light. 1006 01:02:46,916 --> 01:02:48,449 May he rest in peace. 1007 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:50,365 We're nothing. 1008 01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:56,199 My son, I know this is a difficult moment and 1009 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:57,782 it's okay if you say no, 1010 01:02:57,791 --> 01:03:01,282 but tomorrow are the Inmate Choir Regionals. 1011 01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:03,990 We'd love to count on you and your voice. 1012 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,532 How can you be so heartless at a time like this? 1013 01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:10,157 My uncle is still present. 1014 01:03:11,208 --> 01:03:13,199 When does the bus leave? 1015 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:20,282 Okay, okay, okay. Very good, boys. 1016 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:23,157 Alright, okay, fine... thanks. 1017 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:26,324 It was really quite hard to get "leave" passes 1018 01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:28,157 for the choir competition. 1019 01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:32,949 It's paramount we exhibit manners and the best behavior 1020 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,824 we're capable of. 1021 01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:39,032 Hey Montanilla, have you no shame? 1022 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:42,532 Apologize to Father Tobias right now! 1023 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:44,990 You should all learn from José Luis. 1024 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,990 His voice is fair, but 1025 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,782 he's found a niche here, 1026 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:51,699 thanks to his team spirit and Christian ways. 1027 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:54,740 Thanks Father, learn from me. Let's sing! 1028 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:59,074 Whatjoy when we discovered 1029 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:02,615 we were bound to see the Lord 1030 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:18,532 Look, Montanilla, when it's your turn to do the solo, 1031 01:04:18,541 --> 01:04:21,282 don't put on that crow's face. It doesn't suit you. 1032 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,574 Very, very ugly. 1033 01:04:22,583 --> 01:04:24,615 Father, I don't mean to... 1034 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:27,490 when I concentrate, this is my face. 1035 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:31,157 Father Tobias is still giving it a shot. 1036 01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:34,490 Wait till we beat the shit out of your 1037 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,032 singing chimps. 1038 01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:42,199 Father, there's a real spiritual feeling among the clergy here. 1039 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:45,657 He's just a jealous member of the Piarist Order. 1040 01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:49,449 Don't worry, Father. I've seen the boys rehearse a bit 1041 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:51,990 and they don't stand a chance. 1042 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:53,407 I know. 1043 01:05:08,458 --> 01:05:12,990 Before we begin, I just wanted to ask a favor: I gotta crap. 1044 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,449 You're too much. Leave it to you to always come up with something. 1045 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,990 "Opening night" jitters. 1046 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,074 Go to the bathroom, let's see if your voice clears up. 1047 01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:24,532 I'll go with you. 1048 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,365 Okay, right... 1049 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:30,907 What are you guys in for... singing? 1050 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,615 Leave the door open. 1051 01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:39,449 I'm planning to unload a big one, so be advised. 1052 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:41,365 Okay, close the door. 1053 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,740 But no funny stuff, 1054 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,240 I'm a quick trigger. 1055 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,324 Relax, one dump and I'm out. 1056 01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:02,157 Boys, we follow the plan. 1057 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:04,365 We're down here, Torrente. 1058 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:34,532 You through? 1059 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,449 Open up or I'm coming in! 1060 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,657 Fucking shit! 1061 01:07:04,541 --> 01:07:05,990 Stop or I shoot! 1062 01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:09,615 Fucking... 1063 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,532 - Run, Torrente, run! - Wait up! 1064 01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:22,032 Torrente, we'll never forget you. 1065 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,115 - Run, Torrente! - Wait! 1066 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,615 Pull me up! 1067 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:30,907 Pull me, pull! 1068 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,824 Move up, Torrente, move! 1069 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:36,907 - Pull me! - Pull the chain. 1070 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,990 Hold on, Torrente! 1071 01:07:40,291 --> 01:07:42,199 Who the fuck is driving? 1072 01:08:11,916 --> 01:08:13,907 How're we doing, Torrente? 1073 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:15,490 We're fucked! 1074 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:18,865 We have a shotgun. 1075 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:21,907 What's this? This is only good for supermarket holdups. 1076 01:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,240 You're wrong, it packs a wallop. 1077 01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:40,032 I filmed it all on my cell. Wanna see? 1078 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:42,324 Not now. Come on, more cartridges. 1079 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,324 We only brought one. 1080 01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,449 I don't believe it! 1081 01:08:54,916 --> 01:08:58,032 Let's head to the gas station. They won't shoot at us there. 1082 01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,490 Right, we'd all go up in smoke there. 1083 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,199 Civil Guard on the grill! 1084 01:09:34,916 --> 01:09:36,282 Fill 'er up. 1085 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,615 Torrente, what are you doing here. Weren't you in jail? 1086 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,115 Shh, bitch, I'm incognito. 1087 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:53,907 My black pussy is thirsty for milk. 1088 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:57,282 Not that pussy again! It stinks, it must be dead by now. 1089 01:09:57,291 --> 01:10:00,532 - I'm seeking information. - Will the yellow pages do? 1090 01:10:01,250 --> 01:10:03,574 Isn't she funny my sweet little honey? 1091 01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:07,074 I'm looking for Rin Rin, that kid who hangs out with me. 1092 01:10:08,666 --> 01:10:11,157 You mean the mongoloid-looking one 1093 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:12,949 who could be a relative of yours? 1094 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:14,782 Uh... I don't know... 1095 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,907 You're all leeches! 1096 01:10:18,958 --> 01:10:20,865 Here, take that... 1097 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:24,157 You think I'm a parking meter with all this change? 1098 01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:25,532 It's almost 2 euros! 1099 01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:28,240 Your friend's up there in one of the rooms. 1100 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,990 Why's he doing that? 1101 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:47,407 Hey, the door! 1102 01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:56,407 There you are! 1103 01:10:57,208 --> 01:11:00,115 So, Judas, spending all you got for selling me out? 1104 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:01,990 I can explain, you got it all wrong. 1105 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,282 No need to explain. 1106 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,740 Come here, come here. 1107 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,115 You shit... 1108 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:38,782 - Excuse me, ladies. - Who's that? 1109 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:45,990 - Very nice. - Again! 1110 01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:52,990 - It'll be worse if you run. - Torrente, don't be crazy! 1111 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:14,240 The race is over. 1112 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:19,532 Don't get any closer, I'll jump. I swear on my mother! 1113 01:12:19,541 --> 01:12:21,199 No need to jump, 1114 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:23,157 I'll push you off. 1115 01:12:23,875 --> 01:12:27,199 I didn't do anything wrong. Oh shit, I'm scared stiff. 1116 01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:29,949 - You sold me out. - It was more of a rental. 1117 01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,365 "Rental"? Come here. 1118 01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:45,115 Come here, kid! 1119 01:12:52,791 --> 01:12:56,157 What are you doing? You're breaking one of my ribs! 1120 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,615 I'll bash your head! 1121 01:12:57,625 --> 01:13:00,115 I was broke, I didn't imagine you in jail. 1122 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,907 What you didn't imagine was me breaking out. 1123 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,032 What are you doing? 1124 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:22,115 Like we used to be, remember? We did it anywhere. 1125 01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:23,657 Oh, hush up! 1126 01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,032 Torrente, I'm sorry. 1127 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:31,615 I regret what I did, really. 1128 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,657 You wretched shit! 1129 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:37,282 At least tell me who ratted on me. 1130 01:13:37,291 --> 01:13:38,657 I don't know! 1131 01:13:38,666 --> 01:13:41,574 All I know is Ramirez paid me off, but 1132 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,365 not who he works for... 1133 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,074 That we're gonna find out right now! 1134 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,740 You don't know how bad I felt these days. 1135 01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:55,907 You're like an idol to me. 1136 01:13:55,916 --> 01:13:59,032 And, of course, I thought: what would Torrente do? 1137 01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:02,574 Look, kid, how much money did they give you anyway? 1138 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,074 At least 3.000 euros. 1139 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,740 Couldn't turn that down. 1140 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:11,365 Torrente, have I ever told you that I love you? 1141 01:14:14,333 --> 01:14:18,865 Yeah, well, truth is I kind of like you too. 1142 01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:24,407 - Give me a hug, Torrente! - Don't go gay on me, 1143 01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:25,990 that's all I need. 1144 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:38,449 What's this, Torrente? "Friends of Ecuador"? 1145 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:40,490 Yeah, we're here for my gun. 1146 01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:43,865 This place is tighter than a virgin's pussy. 1147 01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:46,449 You leave for 3 days and they go nuts. 1148 01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:50,449 What, not again? 1149 01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:52,699 You've gone too far! 1150 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,324 Sorry, Mr. Torrente, 1151 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:56,574 weren't you in the slammer? 1152 01:14:56,583 --> 01:14:58,074 I mean, "on holiday". 1153 01:14:58,083 --> 01:15:01,032 Look, he was jerking off to a photo of yours. 1154 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:03,199 It's true, that's me. 1155 01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:05,115 Where did you get this? 1156 01:15:05,416 --> 01:15:07,949 The computer's mine, I'm a programmer. 1157 01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:11,615 I came across the memory card in that drawer by chance. 1158 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:15,574 So that was a real roll of film, after all... 1159 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,407 Now what we came for. 1160 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:23,324 Don't shoot, sir, I beg you, in the name of Baby Jesus. 1161 01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:25,157 I'll do what you want... 1162 01:15:25,166 --> 01:15:27,490 Right now, shut up. You make me nervous. 1163 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:28,949 Take it easy, 1164 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:32,240 these bullets already have a name carved on their skin. 1165 01:15:32,250 --> 01:15:35,157 That carved name must be the brand, Torrente. 1166 01:15:35,833 --> 01:15:39,949 And it's a chassis, not "skin". Bullets don't really have skin. 1167 01:15:41,666 --> 01:15:45,115 - He's half-jerk, huh? - This kid's a retard. 1168 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,324 Oh, darling... 1169 01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:55,407 why didn't you tell me you invited friends for dinner? 1170 01:15:55,416 --> 01:15:57,990 - Friends, what friends? - See... 1171 01:15:58,916 --> 01:16:01,740 I told you, madam, he's forgetful. 1172 01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:04,615 Well, Torrente... 1173 01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:07,907 Heavens to Betsy... what brings you here? 1174 01:16:08,250 --> 01:16:09,657 Always joking, 1175 01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:13,490 you invited my nephew and I for a home-cooked meal. 1176 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,990 Super! 1177 01:16:15,708 --> 01:16:18,449 Of course, right, I forgot. 1178 01:16:18,458 --> 01:16:21,324 - Was it today? - Today? You crack me up. 1179 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:23,615 Oh, you sly dog, top secret, eh? 1180 01:16:23,625 --> 01:16:25,615 A pair of honeys like these. 1181 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:28,282 Especially the oldest, sooo well-fed. 1182 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,407 - Isn't it late for her to be up? - You're right. 1183 01:16:32,416 --> 01:16:33,449 Gladys!! 1184 01:16:33,458 --> 01:16:35,657 Cutie, off to beddy-bye... 1185 01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,449 Sweet dreams with Uncle Torrente, hmm? 1186 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:42,490 You need rest so your tits grow big like your sister's. 1187 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,115 See you later. 1188 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:46,865 Look at those tears! 1189 01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:51,990 Madam, you don't know what close friends Tinin and I were 1190 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,699 in the army at Melilla... real bosom buddies. 1191 01:16:55,791 --> 01:16:59,199 Agustín, you never talked to me about your old pal. 1192 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,824 You know I like keeping some things private... 1193 01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:03,907 He's so uptight. 1194 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,449 With my looks, I stole his girls. 1195 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:10,115 Uncle, isn't this the guy who used to swing hot both ways? 1196 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:12,615 What are you saying? Don't be silly. 1197 01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:15,574 Excuse the kid, he has such a loose tongue. 1198 01:17:16,083 --> 01:17:17,990 Your husband wasn't gay. 1199 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,532 We just pleased each other any way we could in the army. 1200 01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:22,574 Tinin was a good doggy. 1201 01:17:22,583 --> 01:17:23,990 Hogwash, Torrente. 1202 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,615 I have something to discuss, come with me. 1203 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:28,282 Of course... Rin Rin. 1204 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:31,907 Madam, 1205 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,949 sir, excuse us. 1206 01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:42,782 Torrente, you're mad showing up here talking trash. 1207 01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,032 Who the fuck sold me out? 1208 01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:49,865 Besides this one... the boss? 1209 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:53,532 Copping a feel or what? 1210 01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:56,574 Torrente, an iPhone 4, it's the latest. 1211 01:17:56,583 --> 01:17:57,949 Can I keep it? 1212 01:17:57,958 --> 01:17:59,615 Sure, he won't use it. 1213 01:17:59,625 --> 01:18:00,990 Super, Torrente. 1214 01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:02,782 Shoot me if you want, 1215 01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,449 I won't say a peep, nothing, got it? 1216 01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:06,699 Torrente, let me. 1217 01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:19,199 Rocamora, Roman Rocamora planned it all... 1218 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:22,157 Queers! 1219 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:27,907 That's the boss whose wedding I offered my services to. 1220 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:31,324 Services? You were the laughingstock of all Spain. 1221 01:18:31,333 --> 01:18:33,074 Bride's still in therapy. 1222 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,865 Rocamora'll kill yaaa! 1223 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,532 Out of there, faggots! 1224 01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:42,615 Run, kid, come on! 1225 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:45,740 Run, kid, run! 1226 01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,824 Let me, let me... 1227 01:18:47,833 --> 01:18:50,532 Damn, let go! 1228 01:18:50,666 --> 01:18:52,365 Let me go. Queers! 1229 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:54,740 Hard-up pervs ...! 1230 01:18:56,916 --> 01:18:58,365 I'll get you... 1231 01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,907 Your triglycerides! 1232 01:18:59,916 --> 01:19:02,032 I missed them... shit! 1233 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:09,407 Okay, so it's clear: Rocamora. 1234 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,657 What did that rat Ramirez say? 1235 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:13,532 Weak point is his girl. 1236 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,824 We have a photo of that babe. 1237 01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:18,740 That's our tool of revenge. 1238 01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:21,407 Torrente, how do you get revenge with a photo? 1239 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:23,865 Kid, you're so thick! We'll blackmail him. 1240 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,365 Blackmail... 1241 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:31,824 Can we change the music? 1242 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,532 My mother spends all day listening to this folk stuff. 1243 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:37,282 Drives me up a wall. 1244 01:19:37,291 --> 01:19:39,115 How about some hip-hop? 1245 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:42,032 Out of the car, kid. 1246 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:43,532 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 1247 01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:47,074 There's nothing more sacred in the world than El Fary's music. 1248 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:49,407 Who? El "Fali"? 1249 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,532 Did you say El "Fali"? 1250 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,949 How is it possible that 1251 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:58,907 anyone doesn't know who El Fary is? 1252 01:20:00,166 --> 01:20:02,365 Torrente, don't be like that. 1253 01:20:02,375 --> 01:20:03,615 Please don't cry. 1254 01:20:03,958 --> 01:20:07,032 Come on, cheer up, just a little bit. 1255 01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:09,740 Shall we jerk off a bit? 1256 01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:13,282 Sir, I swear I don't know what happened. 1257 01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:15,740 I didn't know how to react. 1258 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,949 Really Mr. Rocamora, he's an imbecile. 1259 01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:20,699 That much I know. 1260 01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:23,657 But he's a dangerous imbecile. 1261 01:20:23,666 --> 01:20:26,407 We shouldn't have problems, sir, he's an idiot. 1262 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:29,615 It would be better if he were in jail again soon. 1263 01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,490 No, better if he's not. 1264 01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:34,157 Since you divulged my name, 1265 01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:36,949 I think he should disappear for good. 1266 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,532 Look Torrente, 1267 01:20:39,541 --> 01:20:41,157 an anonymous note. 1268 01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,240 I've seen these in the movies. 1269 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:45,199 Great, let me sign it. 1270 01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:55,615 Something's wrong... 1271 01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:59,282 if we mail it, they'll take forever to answer. 1272 01:20:59,291 --> 01:21:03,949 Right, the ideal thing would be to call and read it to them. 1273 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:06,699 - Who's got Rocamora's number? - We do. 1274 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:10,574 This guy's number was on Ramirez's cell. Here, call him. 1275 01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,365 Great. They won't recognize us because 1276 01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:15,657 I have a special voice distorter. 1277 01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,157 You're so smart... 1278 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,824 - What's this? - I told you, sir. 1279 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,407 He surprised me... 1280 01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:25,740 Yes... 1281 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:29,282 - Can I speak with Mr. Rocamora? - Speaking. Who is it? 1282 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:31,865 - Torrente. - Torrente who? 1283 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,615 José Luis Torrente. 1284 01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:37,490 Listen, we have your daughter. 1285 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:40,532 - What? - Well, not physically. 1286 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,782 We have photos. 1287 01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:45,532 - What kind of photos? - Not the First Communion kind. 1288 01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:48,032 Son of a... 1289 01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:50,157 Quick! Trace the call! 1290 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:52,074 Moreti, to the pool now! 1291 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:55,324 How do I know you really have photos of Melanie? 1292 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,782 I never lie. 1293 01:21:56,791 --> 01:22:01,032 Judge her cock-sucking talent yourself in an Interviu pinup. 1294 01:22:01,041 --> 01:22:01,907 You demand ...? 1295 01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:03,990 A sworn testimony 1296 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,824 admitting you were Fontanelli's murderer, 1297 01:22:07,833 --> 01:22:09,074 to clear my name. 1298 01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:11,032 Or give me a million euros 1299 01:22:11,041 --> 01:22:13,865 and I'll clear it myself from a Caribbean beach. 1300 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:15,782 - Torrente! - What now? 1301 01:22:15,791 --> 01:22:19,449 Tell him to throw in another 20.000 euros for your assistant. 1302 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:21,240 That's a lot of money. 1303 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:23,240 Okay, nix the 20.000 euros! 1304 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:24,532 Wait a sec, 1305 01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:27,365 you spend that in toilet paper at your mansions. 1306 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:30,115 I hate bulk so bring only large bills 1307 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:33,074 in a duffel bag. Deliver it at 4 1308 01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,449 to Full Moon Mall... 1309 01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:37,324 at the Mercedes Business Park. 1310 01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:38,657 Don't hang up... 1311 01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:42,615 No prob, it's Ramirez's phone. It's not costing me a cent. 1312 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:46,032 My men will make the delivery at four. 1313 01:22:46,041 --> 01:22:48,490 What, you think I'm stupid? 1314 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,865 If you don't come personally, 1315 01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:53,782 no God on earth will be able to save you. 1316 01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:55,574 Understood. 1317 01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:57,166 We got him... 1318 01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:59,199 I'll see you there... 1319 01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:00,907 Very well, good. 1320 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:04,032 Regards to your girl from our private parts. 1321 01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:07,199 Hustle, move it! 1322 01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:09,574 And don't return without his head! 1323 01:23:09,583 --> 01:23:12,907 - Van with the "Scream Team" now! - Moreti, join 'em... 1324 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,740 It's done. 1325 01:23:16,916 --> 01:23:19,574 - Always be alert. - What is that? 1326 01:23:20,166 --> 01:23:22,907 I shit myself, Torrente, I shit myself. 1327 01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:23,990 Nincom-poop! 1328 01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,532 Moreti, get him! 1329 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:39,824 Miss, we're looking for José Luis Torrente. 1330 01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,699 Torrente, that slime. 1331 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:44,074 Look, let me tell you something, 1332 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:46,990 not another "renter" comes in here, 1333 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,365 I'm fed up to the depths of my snatch. 1334 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,657 Say what, lady? 1335 01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:54,657 What am I saying? Out, or I call the cops! 1336 01:23:54,666 --> 01:23:58,032 - But, madam... - Madam? ma'am? mad... 1337 01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:02,032 That's enough, lady. Tell me where Torrente is or you fly! 1338 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:05,907 Sons of bitches! 1339 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,490 Let me go, you bastards! 1340 01:24:08,708 --> 01:24:09,990 Let me go! 1341 01:24:10,083 --> 01:24:12,157 Stop, let that woman go! 1342 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:16,949 Torrente, they let her go. 1343 01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:22,199 Run, kid, run. To the flat! 1344 01:24:25,708 --> 01:24:27,449 Run, Torrente, run! 1345 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:33,532 Embarrassing! 1346 01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,865 This government is a sham. 1347 01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:37,782 They said they'd give 1348 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,199 1000 euros to the first 500 immigrants 1349 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,032 at the Ministry and 1350 01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,115 free residency! 1351 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:48,699 Long live Spain! 1352 01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:05,657 Flattened out, crushed. 1353 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:08,240 Hold on, kid, the fun's about to begin. 1354 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,949 What if it's a trap? 1355 01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:12,157 Nah, Rocamora played and lost. 1356 01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:13,782 He knows I'm serious. 1357 01:25:13,791 --> 01:25:17,240 He won't try anything funny, especially here. 1358 01:25:17,416 --> 01:25:19,782 You're an ace, you're super! 1359 01:25:19,791 --> 01:25:22,574 It'll be like taking candy from a child. 1360 01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,365 Hey, hand that over. 1361 01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:25,657 My Popsicle. 1362 01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:28,199 A yellow Popsicle and he looks chink. 1363 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,490 Torrente, it's almost 4. 1364 01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:33,240 - H-hour. - No, 4. 1365 01:25:36,958 --> 01:25:38,490 You come alone? 1366 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:40,240 - The photos? - Here, 1367 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,365 inside. 1368 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:44,157 - No copies? - My word as a Legionaire. 1369 01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:46,199 Anyway, we don't know how. 1370 01:25:46,708 --> 01:25:48,699 Sure all the money's there? 1371 01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:51,157 My word as a man of honor. 1372 01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:54,365 I better count it then. 1373 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:57,490 Here? Surrounded by all these people? 1374 01:25:58,208 --> 01:25:59,574 Be my guest. 1375 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,407 Torrente, I say... it's all there. 1376 01:26:02,416 --> 01:26:03,907 We'd better go. 1377 01:26:03,916 --> 01:26:06,990 I trust you, we're all honest here. 1378 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,324 Good. 1379 01:26:12,541 --> 01:26:14,949 We have 'em, get the money and kill them. 1380 01:26:16,666 --> 01:26:18,324 It's the security guy. 1381 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:22,490 Rocamora tricked us. Run! 1382 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,574 You said "nothing funny". 1383 01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,574 They lack scruples. Go! 1384 01:26:31,583 --> 01:26:34,115 We need kids to use as shields. 1385 01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:00,532 Shh, nice and easy, 1386 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:03,282 drop the money bag or I kill this cretin... 1387 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:05,574 Cretin, cretin, your mother's a cretin! 1388 01:27:32,083 --> 01:27:35,032 Damn, this kid has a thing for falls! 1389 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:18,740 Out of the way, jerk! 1390 01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:54,449 I should've done this long ago, Torrente. 1391 01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:55,907 As the saying goes, 1392 01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:59,365 you want something done, do it yourself. 1393 01:29:00,083 --> 01:29:01,990 Or have a mate do it. 1394 01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:04,324 Like a handjob. 1395 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,157 Rin Rin, hey kid... 1396 01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:05,574 God, what a sad creature, 1397 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:08,990 in the prime of life. 1398 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,824 Dim-witted, but a good kid. 1399 01:30:12,708 --> 01:30:15,490 I'll spend all this money in your name. 1400 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,449 - It's nothing. - Hookers. 1401 01:30:17,458 --> 01:30:19,657 - Nothing happened. - Champagne. 1402 01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,615 - A 30-meter yacht. - I'm OK! 1403 01:30:22,625 --> 01:30:24,699 - Shut up! - I'm super! 1404 01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:26,740 - I won't forget. - Forget who? 1405 01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:29,949 Shut up, you were supposed to be dead. Goddamit! 1406 01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:31,574 I'm super! 1407 01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:33,407 A tire conked me one... 1408 01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:35,990 Good, good, I'm glad. 1409 01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:38,907 I'll give you your 2 percent. 1410 01:30:38,916 --> 01:30:40,115 Only 2 percent? 1411 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,657 That one! 1412 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,157 - He offered you sweets? - No. 1413 01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:46,240 Torrente, they got us. 1414 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,282 This can only be bad. 1415 01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:50,615 - The chink. - It was him! 1416 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:53,490 Look who we have here. 1417 01:30:53,791 --> 01:30:57,032 Thanks, kid, we've hunted for this guy a long time. 1418 01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:45,615 Patrolling the city in his car all night, non-stop 1419 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:49,824 He works in law enforcement, a friend you call "the cop" 1420 01:31:49,833 --> 01:31:54,324 The dangers that he faces are those that he must stop 1421 01:31:54,333 --> 01:31:58,740 His duty is to society, to ensure it doesn't flop 1422 01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:03,074 He patrols the city 1423 01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:04,990 in his car all night 1424 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:09,824 patrols the city 1425 01:32:09,833 --> 01:32:11,949 He patrols the city 1426 01:32:11,958 --> 01:32:15,615 in his car all night He patrols the city 1427 01:32:24,625 --> 01:32:26,907 Criminals and hooligans 1428 01:32:26,916 --> 01:32:29,074 Violence and such 1429 01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:33,699 He does the work of God with devotion and His touch 1430 01:32:33,708 --> 01:32:37,740 He'd just as soon save a pooch, as die in the line of duty 1431 01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:42,199 Or prevent a holdup at a bank and recover all the booty 1432 01:32:42,208 --> 01:32:46,074 He patrols the city 1433 01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,157 What do you want, 1434 01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,907 you come looking for me, 1435 01:34:05,916 --> 01:34:08,740 with all your tears and bawling 1436 01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:10,949 you make a fool out of me. 1437 01:34:11,666 --> 01:34:17,199 Go and leave with the wind and take your suffering far. 1438 01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:19,824 What do you want, 1439 01:34:19,833 --> 01:34:21,949 let bygones be gone, 1440 01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:25,449 I'll bear you no grudge 1441 01:34:25,458 --> 01:34:27,824 now decide and move on. 1442 01:34:28,166 --> 01:34:33,115 You stole my money and you stole my love. 1443 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:35,824 If I hook ya, gonna fuck ya 1444 01:34:36,625 --> 01:34:39,074 you used to tell me all the time 1445 01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:44,282 You stabbed me over and over, my blindness was the crime. 1446 01:34:44,916 --> 01:34:47,365 If I hook ya, gonna fuck ya 1447 01:34:47,875 --> 01:34:49,949 always the same story 1448 01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:55,490 Stupidly felt our love was bound for glory 1449 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:56,865 Oh, yeah... 1450 01:35:07,041 --> 01:35:08,990 I've heard others say 1451 01:35:09,875 --> 01:35:12,282 that you hardly have a dime 1452 01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:15,240 that you come for something else 1453 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:17,949 like a bed from time to time. 1454 01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:23,199 Find another you can squeeze, and another you can bleed. 1455 01:35:23,791 --> 01:35:25,782 I don't wanna judge you 1456 01:35:26,666 --> 01:35:28,615 but now I'm better off, 1457 01:35:29,333 --> 01:35:31,824 when I remember what we had 1458 01:35:32,125 --> 01:35:34,074 it never was enough. 1459 01:35:34,833 --> 01:35:40,115 I was a fool in love but all that's over now. 1460 01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:42,699 If I hook ya, gonna fuck ya 1461 01:35:43,166 --> 01:35:45,657 always the same ol' story 1462 01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:50,990 Stupidly thought our love was bound for glory. 1463 01:35:53,208 --> 01:35:55,657 Bye-bye, I wish you well 1464 01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:58,699 Now it's time to sound the bell 1465 01:35:58,708 --> 01:36:01,199 Bye-bye you ne'er do well. 1466 01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:06,657 Bye-bye, I wish you well 1467 01:36:06,666 --> 01:36:09,449 Now it's time to sound the bell 1468 01:36:09,458 --> 01:36:13,199 Bye-bye you ne'er do well. 1469 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:27,074 Hey, Father Tobias, 1470 01:36:27,291 --> 01:36:29,615 You asshole! 1471 01:36:29,708 --> 01:36:31,407 Man, I'm outta here!